Toclifane

First there was the Eurovision Song Contest. Well, no, I suppose first there was 1066 and all that. But the Hundred Year's War didn't help and neither did Mary Stuart or Napoleon or the Rugby. And now (well, now for me, I'm only just finishing series 3) Russell T. Davies implicitly compares William of Normandy to the Toclifane. If the French watched Doctor Who or cared what English people think anyway I'm sure they'd be outraged.