This referrals thing from site meter is just brilliant. Given the expressions of indulgent bewilderment (something of a trademark production of mine, that expression) on the ladies' faces when I was rattling on about this before, a short explanation may be wise. This bit of sitemeter lets us see, how people got to which bit of the blog, which search terms they used and so on. I'm kind of glad that I started this whole blog business, even if it's just for the knowledge of what sort of astoundingly detailed information Google etc hold, I had no idea, makes you think....or more acurately worry. Anywho responses to recent/funny/scary searches below:
Q. Can I soak oats overnight?
A. Yes, but you need to reduce the cooking time by half.
Q. What does your 'mother is a hampster' mean?
A. (With patience) It is a quotation from the Monty Python film 'The Holy Grail', it is an insult, mostly.
Q. Herbs to go with steamed fish?
A. Hah! I love it I've totally nailed that one already, the interweb (my new favourite word) works.
Q. Wisdom in Gallic?
A. I have deep, dark suspicions that this query contains a spelling mistake, and if this is indeed the case, then given that the searcher ended up here, it is a highly amusing example of the cosmos giving you what you need rather than what you want.
I am actually beginning to find the sheer numbers of people Googling 'Oh lord, why hast thou forsaken me' so disturbing that I'm thinking of changing the title of the post. To these people and the individual seaching 'Purgatory, get me out of here' I can only apologise that you ended up here. Mind you this wouldn't be the first time my sense of humour got me into trouble.
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