Kings of the Earth

Studies have shown, well alright my own meandering, entirely anecdotal and non-empirical experience has shown, that any human being left on their own in a room with a tea-cosy will, at some point, put it on their head. I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if a proper double-blind study, proved this and indeed, further stated that the tea cosy would be much more popular than an actual hat. It makes you wonder.